Wake Up Boner. Also referred to as morning wood, woody or simply a boner, this unique brand of wood rises with the sun or at least rises to greet the sun. It is the unfortunate person who awakes to a wub alone. Although Ms Michigan is an excellent wub rubber outer...it is the fortunate son that wakes up with a wub and a wub rubber next to them (also known as a wenchlet) who is an expert at working the knots out.
He: Honey, wake up. Do you think you could help me out here a little. I got a wub. I'm in need of some luvvin'.
Can you rub my wub?
She: I can do better than just be a wub rubber. Does someone want kissies?
He: Well if you're gonna do that, I better take a quick shower. My wub will still be there. C'mon. We'll clean up together.
She: Good. I was feeling a little dirty anyways.
He: I love wubs, wub lovers and kissies.
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