Silent Observer, you're an idiot. The term you were looking for was "Gookie Cookie," not Wookie Cookie. You must have lost your brain while climaxing on baked goods...
Silent Observer doesn't even know the name of the very gizzed-on product that he's currently consuming, which happens to be a Gookie Cookie.
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