A passable alternative to masturbation.
Oftentimes I envy those with girlfriends, married men, lesbians even, anyone with a woman in their life. I yearn for their touch, their scent, the warmth of another in my bed. Someone to care for, to talk to. A lifelong companion to have childen with and grow old together. I reminisce on loves lost, and wonder where it went wrong. I contemplate the mysterious girl I'm so attracted to who is so elusive and wonder what a man must do to prove himself worthy of her. I sleep and dream of living happily ever after and awake to find myself bitterly alone. Then I have a wank and instantly remember what dicks women are.
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