An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.
Friend: Hey man where's your ride?
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
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