dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.
that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.
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