Bloom, Orlando: Protype of Perfect Male.
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Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner
Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent,
Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs
Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful
Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
"I practice 3 hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it."
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