While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.
Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.
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