When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
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