this term is used in some parts of rural Appalachia to refer to a woman with whom a married man is having clandestine sexual liaisons.
I once asked my West Virginia native mother "Why 'weed monkey'?" To which my mother replied, "because they do it in the weeds and he cain't bring her in the house, out of respect for his wife."
Did you know he has a weed monkey that he sees every Wednsday night on his way home from work?
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