Warhammer 40,000 is a gothic/futuristic version of Warhammer. You have to buy these little plastic models of futuristic soldiers and paint them and then use them as part of a tabletop game, kinda like Command and Conquer but without the computer or base construction. Warhammer 40,000 is less expensive then Warhammer but the manufacturers are stil taking advantage of exclusive rights and popularity, a starter set can easily cost over $50 and if you want to play the larger games be ready to cough up several hundred dollars, not to mention all the time needed to paint all the units.
Most people who play Warhammer 40,000 have no life, aside from Warhammer, and thus they get depressed, so they go out and play Warhammer so they feel a part of something, which convinces them that they really do have a life, they spend more money and time in Mom's basement painting more Warhammer soldiers, and thus continues the cycle of a looser.
LOOSER: What are you doing on friday?
NORMAL PERSON: I have a date, what about you
LOOSER: I'm going to play Warhammer 40,000 until 4am
NORMAL PERSON: Will your mom let you stay out that late?
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