1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night
2. (adj) To be fucked over
1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"
1. "Last night was so varnish man!"
2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
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