adjective: Unclear status messages, updates or comments written for the sole purpose of attracting the pity, support, and/or attention of others. Also see: vaguerancy.
Vaguerant comments include:
punctuation-only status messages ("!!!", "???", and ellipses), acronym-only status messages ("OMG", "WTF"),
and any other incomplete, unclear, incendiary or melancholic phrases that would require someone else to a. ask several follow-up questions in order to extract meaning or b. defend or clarify a point c. express sympathy.
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