1. the reason life exists
2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men
3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands
4. the only place a penis truly feels at home
5. the only thing that makes life worth living
Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.
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