Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.
A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".
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