1. strange people
2. too much work due to the student body's love of procrastination
3. squirrels are cuter than the girls
4. guaranteed lower gpa
5. don't go here
wow, when i got to the university of chicago, a number of things happened: my gpa crashed, and my boner disappeared.
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