An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.
Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.