It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.
Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.
Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!
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