One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.
Turd = Shit
Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.
Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.
My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
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