The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk
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