this retarded wooden piece of crap catapult built by schillywilly. youre supposed to be able to launch things with it, but when you try to shoot a brick it just comes crashing back down , causing the trebuchet to break into a million schmelly pieces. so then you need to burn it because its worthless.
'im going to launch my volvo with the trebuchet....WEEEEEEAARRRRRRGHHHHHH BOOM.'
'what? the trebuchet? oh its at eric's house. i'll call him to get it back.....hello, eric? can i have my trebuchet back? what! youre in pakistan?! ok, well i guess i'll get it when you get back in 6 weeks. bye'
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