someone who wears fake designer sports labels, fake burberry or mackenzie hoodies (cuz it looks like its got graffiti on it), caps with the peak at the same angle as everyone else, wear fake gold bling and steal chocolate milkshakes from the local corner shop. knows about 10 words including 'innit' and 'orrite' so communication is tricky. if male, he likes to ride a bike designed for a child 10 years younger than him, with added trick bars which he never uses. If a girl, she will wear lots of cheap burberry perfume and makeup and hair that has been gelled or sprayed back, and will have HUGE fake gold earrings. Townies are not to be confused with wankstas, who are people who try to act like gangstas and listen to 2pac and 50 cent.
Townie: 'orrite bruv, i just jacked some chocola' milkshake from dat corner shop innit, da geeza is gonna be well miffed now, dat is the fif' milkshake i jacked this week innit.'
Townie: 'innit bruv, im gonna go rape sum fuckin 5 year old, la'ers.'
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