When you've got absolutely no fucking shot anyway - what the hell? - you may as well let a cat drive your car.
"But she's the hottest girl in school. And you're a pee wee. And have a shitload of acne. And halitosis. And barely weigh 100 pounds soaking wet."
"Yeah - I know it's toonces, but I still need a date to prom anyway."
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