a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."
Mario:i finally killed bowser
Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle
mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!
*toad starts to cry*
Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?
toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!
Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
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