First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
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