When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
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