1.) a collection of fairy-tales designed to mislead groups of sheep into false hopes. contains hundreds of contradictions & many murders.
2.) proof that the christian god cannot exist.
3.) an alternate to education.
man_1 - "how do we explain our existence?"
man_2 - "im not sure, but i found this book called the Bible."
man_1 - "what does it say?"
man_2 - "this 'god' guy made us, & we shouldn't ask questions."
man_1 - "what does it say about science?"
man_2 - "that it's the devil."
man_1 - "but, what about all the facts & evidence we have?"
man_2 - "it's lies; god did it."
man_1 - "so, i don't have to analyze things anymore?"
man_2 - "no, you're a christian now."
man_1 - "hooray laziness!"
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