very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
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