the air in most shopping malls
this air is laced with SOMETHING that typically induce a daydream-like state of mind.
for some, this causes them to purchase exceptionally random items that nobody in their right mind would ever buy.
Others suffer severe migraines at the mere whiff of this demon creation.
once back at home, those who purchased before said mentioned items realise that they wouldn't give the item to their least favourite person. And of course as you left the mall you threw out the receipt.
Dammit, I haven't been in this place five minutes and I all ready have a headache from the sweet air.
what the hell? I would never have bought this thing ever! the sweet air must have gotten to me!
AAHHAHAHAHAHGHHHHHHHHHHHH! the sweet air! THE SWEET AIR!
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