something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
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