After you adopt a kid, sexually abuse him/her all kinds of ways, and then return them the next day. Research shows that southeast Asian children work best for this sort of thing. Hell awaits all those who laughed after reading this.
Oh no, it appears that Edgar made that child a sticky orphan. Somebody call the police.
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