A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.
GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!
GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
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