What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.
I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.
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