When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.
(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)
He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!
(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)
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