An indian chant you grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."
My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to check the sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.
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