The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotional outlet when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while in the nude. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I just think about the time I caught Seabass doing the slap dance in front of our bathroom mirror with my pink shower cap on, and I feel much better.
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