Lamest band on earth, they suck beyond comprehension. while the millions record companies spend millions on these middle class whingers they could be restoring infrastructure to africa or helping to eraidacate world debt, but noooo they wanna fund some whinging,(left) ball sucking, losers.
Dumbass whinger: OMG i looove simple plan, how awesome and deep is the plight of their eternal torture form that is their lives, i can totally relate to it
Me: (starts to shudder violently) a...but...they...how could anyone....like...(head explodes as a result of being unable to comprehend how anyone is stupid enough to like a band that gay)
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