People of the Sikh faith that for some reason like to immigrate to Surrey, BC.
Older Sikhs can be identified by their turbans that come in all colors of the rainbow, and also by their love for cheap plastic shoes with Velcro fasteners that have been purchased at Wal Mart for $4.99. Older Sikhs can often be spotted standing on the street corner all day staring at White girls as they walk by.
Younger Sikhs quite often don't wear a turban, and will cut their hair. They are sometimes confused with Hindus. Younger Sikhs can often be seen riding around in expensive automobiles, but yet don't appear to have a regular 9 to 5 job like most people do. Tear away track pants seem to be a favorite for the young Sikh male. They quite often live in a monster home with 30 or so other family members.
You will know when you're in Sikh territory, as their monster homes will actually block out the sun, and the smell of curry wafting out onto the road from their kitchens hits you hard like a ton of bricks.
Wife: Christ, what's that smell? And what the hell is that noise?
Husband: That's curry, baby. And that noise is Bhangra music. Sikhs love it. I told you we should've moved to Maple Ridge instead.
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