1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.
2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.
3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.
1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.
2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.
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