When you're doing a chick doggy-style and when you're about to blow your load you spit on her back so she thinks you're done and she turns around, that's when you squirt one in her eye.
Sally didn't wash my dishes last night, so later, when we were having sex, I surprised her with a Sharpshooter.
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