When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.
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