A cool guy who lives on the Outer Banks of NC and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad ass telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.
Hey Mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a Justin Bieber listening party at KDH last night ?
No , but I bet it's that sexasaurus rex at it again.
Yeah, I don't know much about girls, but I bet they all sucked his dick last night.
Tim fucks up everything he touches.
And the penguin is a closet pedo ass tickler.
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