Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?
Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”
Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”
Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”
Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”
Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”
*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
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