a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*
ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10
ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard
Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator
sol:i only have my knife
ben(to cole): HOOOT!
bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
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