A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"
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