To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.
When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.
I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
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