Posers who are:
Emo, because they listen to Busted and completely cover their face with their hair.
Goth, because they wear all black and want to kill their parents.
Gangsta, because they wear hoodies and chains
Metal, because they listen to My Chemical Romance and are all "aggress-shive"
Punk, because they are stupid
and Indie, because they listen to some band nobody has ever heard of, possibly made up
They also wear Mac make up which their parents pay for and are vegetarian because it's cool.
They are the new version of the prep. Don't worry kids, like the prep, the scenester will die out after college once they realise their parents can't buy them a job and will refuse to pay for their Mac make up.
1) Scenester: OMG!!! He is so the SEX!!!
Normal person: Ooh! His pants look really tight, that can't be comfortable.
Scenester: He's just individual
Normal person: The guy next to him is wearing the same thing
2) Scenester: I'm so goth
Goth: Who's your favourite band?
Scenester: Morbid angel, they are the SEX
Goth: That's death metal not gothic. Why not try Joy Division
Scenester: But they are not the SEX
3) She thinks she's so scene because her username is "I-HAV-A-FUKIN-SEXY-HXC-CUNT"
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