1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.
Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?
Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…
Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...
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