1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
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