an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.
As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.
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