A contest in which two guys give each other repeated kicks to their nuts.
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
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